Another clown into the Fuck-O-Matic, a jack off big creamy pie in da’ face! Slurpy piggy slut, come over n’ take a slurpy seat.
I wanted badly an ice cream, but pretended not to know him. He was cute at the corner booth. A middle-aged man with no taste. Dressed like a college teacher. Proud Member of the Wifey-dunno-fuck-anymore Club.